Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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