Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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