I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This house was built for laser tag.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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