I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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