And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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