And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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