so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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