he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
It's blow job season.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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