Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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