I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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