i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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