sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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