i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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