Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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