Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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