"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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