think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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