I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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