we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
thus making me awesome and them whores
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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