She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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