You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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