Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My vagina is very pro this idea
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