I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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