you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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