normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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