Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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