roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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