Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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