these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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