Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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