My nipple is on Facebook.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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