There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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