Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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