She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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