It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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