Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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