i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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