David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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