Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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