doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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