Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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