let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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