How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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