Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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