Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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