Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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