is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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