I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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