I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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