he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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