no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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