I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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