He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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