covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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