thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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