when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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